Tragic Thong Throwaway of 2017

Both my Girlfriend (Hi Cheri!) and my girlfriend (Hi Lois!) are moving soon.  Both are technically moving closer to where I live, but not by much.  The girlfriend is moving a bit north to a place right near her employment with the socialist bureaucracy that is apparently the evil masterminds behind public breastfeeding.  The Girlfriend […]

Going Against the Stream

The longer you live, the more you realize that life is not a straight line.  It’s more of a downward circular spiral where time seems to go faster and faster until you disappear down a dark hole leading somewhere you don’t want to think about.  Yes Josephine Wise-guy, like a toilet.  Or you could think […]