Day 20 – Spoiled Again!

I hate when shows or movies I enjoy get spoiled.  It is not necessarily anyone’s fault these days.  With social media, it is hard to avoid hearing snippets of anything even remotely popular.  I logged onto Facebook on Thursday and the very first thing that was on my feed… and I mean the first, without […]

Day 18 – Real Life is Funny

If you do not find real life funny, or think that the Goddess is the producer of the greatest universal sitcom every, you are not paying attention.  Now, I really do not whine that much (Shut up, Cheri!).  But everyone needs to vent from time to time.  When I have the urge to vent, no […]

Day 15, 16, 17: Bend the Rules, Win the Game

Day 17 A part of my brain tried to tell me to give up this quest to write twenty-five blogs before Christmas.  “Life is hard, you don’t have time, people are only reading the ones with nude pictures in them, you’re already four days behind.”  Another part of my brain tried to tell me to […]

Day 14 – What is Normal?

I had this thought today.  The thought was, “I am an insignificant speck on the garbage chute of life and really don’t matter in the grand scheme of existence.”  Now, some of you who like, love, or tolerate me will probably have an adverse reaction to that statement.  You will undoubtedly proclaim positive and reassuring […]

Day 13 – Apologies to Lois Lowry

Many people like to say that December, or Christmas, or Saturnalia, is about giving.  ‘Tis the season of giving, give to the poor, give until it hurts, give the whore a gift from Jared’s.  Now don’t get me wrong, I am not an opponent to giving.  But I do feel the need to tell all […]

Day 12 – Trump’s Barber

The evening of December 12 was the beginning of Hanukkah, the holiday which celebrates light and miracles and the constant misspelling of the word “Hanukkah.”  There is not a large amount of Hanukkah songs to parody, but my favorite song is Adam Sandler’s Hanukkah Song, which lists a bunch of famous people who are Jewish.  […]