Day 15, 16, 17: Bend the Rules, Win the Game

Day 17 A part of my brain tried to tell me to give up this quest to write twenty-five blogs before Christmas.  “Life is hard, you don’t have time, people are only reading the ones with nude pictures in them, you’re already four days behind.”  Another part of my brain tried to tell me to […]

Day 13 – Apologies to Lois Lowry

Many people like to say that December, or Christmas, or Saturnalia, is about giving.  ‘Tis the season of giving, give to the poor, give until it hurts, give the whore a gift from Jared’s.  Now don’t get me wrong, I am not an opponent to giving.  But I do feel the need to tell all […]

That Old Comic Itch

A few blog entries ago, I shared random picture files from my computer.  One of them was a comic strip I had created using Pixton.com.  That random moment of sharing made me re-examine my interest in designing comics, and so I logged back into my Pixton account and started traveling down my old creative pathways.  […]

Shall We Play a Game?

One of the cheesiest things some businesses do to introduce new employees to everyone whose souls have already been bleached by fluorescent lighting is play the game 2 Truths and a Lie.  If you have gone through your adult life without having to partake in this exercise of forced laughter, it is not hard to […]

Let me Count the Words

Hey. Yes, you. I love you. I can’t explain why.  Religions spout nonsense about soulmates.  Romantic movies drone on about destiny.  Poetry compares lovers to various beautiful plants.  I simply feel the way that I do.  Emotions lose a little mystery when examined too closely. Does it really matter why I feel love towards you? […]

Tragic Thong Throwaway of 2017

Both my Girlfriend (Hi Cheri!) and my girlfriend (Hi Lois!) are moving soon.  Both are technically moving closer to where I live, but not by much.  The girlfriend is moving a bit north to a place right near her employment with the socialist bureaucracy that is apparently the evil masterminds behind public breastfeeding.  The Girlfriend […]