The Honoree

Why exactly do we celebrate birthdays after turning 21?  After we can finally do all the things society says can only be done by an adult, is there a reason for celebrating another orbit around the sun?  Seems a bit gruesome to me to say, “Hey, congratulations on not dying yet!  Here’s some diabetes causing […]

The Canadian

It’s amazing how many of us know someone who has used the lie about his girlfriend living somewhere far away.  Americans use it to avoid the truth of being a virgin but I have to wonder, “Where do Canadian imaginary lovers live?”  My guess is Guam.  There are many lovely ladies there.  Or Iceland! My […]

The Penny

So many times I’ve seen people get so drunk they pass out.  I love booze.  I’m a fireball fan myself.  But I’ve never been so drunk that my friends would have the opportunity to draw a penis on my face or take embarrassing pictures.  I once had a gal pal who got plastered, and this […]

Day 20 – Spoiled Again!

I hate when shows or movies I enjoy get spoiled.  It is not necessarily anyone’s fault these days.  With social media, it is hard to avoid hearing snippets of anything even remotely popular.  I logged onto Facebook on Thursday and the very first thing that was on my feed… and I mean the first, without […]

Day 18 – Real Life is Funny

If you do not find real life funny, or think that the Goddess is the producer of the greatest universal sitcom every, you are not paying attention.  Now, I really do not whine that much (Shut up, Cheri!).  But everyone needs to vent from time to time.  When I have the urge to vent, no […]

Day 15, 16, 17: Bend the Rules, Win the Game

Day 17 A part of my brain tried to tell me to give up this quest to write twenty-five blogs before Christmas.  “Life is hard, you don’t have time, people are only reading the ones with nude pictures in them, you’re already four days behind.”  Another part of my brain tried to tell me to […]